so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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