So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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