I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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