ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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