escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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