just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Actions speak louder than pants.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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