i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My ass is underappreciated
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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