? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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