I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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