Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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