Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Can Purell be used as lube?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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