i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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