I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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