I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Congratulations! We have a period
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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