i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
and you fell through a lawn chair
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