Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's never too late to be topless.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
