At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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