Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
