Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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