I wish you could order shots online.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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