I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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