Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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