and i looked up. we had an audience...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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