Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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