Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Pappa wants mamma naked
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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