my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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