I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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