and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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