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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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