I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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