new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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