Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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