But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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