Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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