I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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