All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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