Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
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He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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