Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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