There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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