My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
