In the future we'll all be gay
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
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When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
mondays should just be called national damage control day
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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