dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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