So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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