He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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