is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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