TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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