dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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