I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.