I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.