I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you