i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.