This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro