I think I am morally bankrupt
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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