***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
you guys were way drunker than both of me
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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