dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
