Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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