Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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