wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
BRING THE BAGELS
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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