Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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